4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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