How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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