Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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