so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Randomize
