You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
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the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
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Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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