quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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