I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
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Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
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I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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