If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
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I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
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Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
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