how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
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i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
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Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
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