Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
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You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
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HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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