can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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