Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
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So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
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asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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