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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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