I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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