I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
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Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
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his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
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