I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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