In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
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I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
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We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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