ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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