Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
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please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
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The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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