I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
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drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
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So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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