you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Drunk is not a location!
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Panties = found
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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