Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
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Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
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You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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