Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
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And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
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Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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