im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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