So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
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I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
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Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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