You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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