No, you can still breathe under the balls.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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