I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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