I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
Randomize
