my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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