i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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