So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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