My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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