Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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