So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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