Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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