flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
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i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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