How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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