I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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