someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
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Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
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My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
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