As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
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Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
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I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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