He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
and you fell through a lawn chair
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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