I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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