you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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