I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
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no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
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How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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