what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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