At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
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He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
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I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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