btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
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since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
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I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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