My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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