He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
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Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
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Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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