I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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