Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
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just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
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It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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