no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I still have a little drunk in my system
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Randomize
